Rural Dictionary

salty salutation

This is what is said when people are greeting you or sending you off and it is positive but it has a negative tone to it so you don't know if you are actually liked by these people. It's awesome to give but not so much fun to receive

As Donny was walking into the party, multiple people said that it was great to see him and then called him "Donny the Dumb Shit!" Donny was perplexed by this salty salutation and his fears were confirmed when someone said the same thing to him as they spit into the beer he just got from the keg.

by von groovy August 8, 2024

Dishboy Salute

Also known as the meat hook, it's when you slap your (usually male) friends ass but put out your middle finger and stick it up their ass, then lift.

me: *doing dishes*
my friend: *dishboy salutes me*
*proceed to makeout*

by slunkle August 16, 2023

Royal Salute

Firing your love cannon to mark her face on royal or state occasions. These events can include dressing up as royals of any century and lighting her muzzle up on stripping of titles from royals, Queen's deaths, the opening of Parliament, births of no branches baby bloodline boys, tropical women getting brought in to improve dna, visits of foreign heads of state or monthly blood, and getting front page of any gossip rag. Your good goo catapult should fire as many times as you can for 24 hours normally and fire near her Tower of London or in her royal place. The number of rounds you get through her castle walls varies according to the occasion. For example, 41 rounds can fired from all your friends when a child is born to a member of the royal family if you are one of the parents.

Just heard David Bowie and Rolling Stones singing together and feel a pulsing Royal Salute needs to be made in honor of the little island that could.

by travelinmattinok October 4, 2022