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A new way to classify the honeys.
1=Roadkill
2=Spam
3=Tyson Nugget
4=Ball Park Frank
5=Kentucky Fried Chicken
6=Burger
7=Flank Steak
8=Veal
9=Prime Rib
10=Fillet Mignon
"Give me a meat scale on that beez,"
"Shit man, that looks like veal to me"
"Wtf? is your head up your ass? that's a fuckin' tyson nugget, maybe a ball park frank if she didn't drool so much."
Shit what happened to that girls face? she looks like roadkill, poor fattie...
DAMN look at the booty on the prime rib! That shit is poppin'.
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measures quantity of squish, also known as squishy factor
normal squishy scales are drawn from 1 to 10, with 1 being least squishy and 10 being the most squishy.
that scores a solid 7 on the squishy scale.
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A scale used to rate members of the opposite sex,accompanied by forming the thumb and forefinger of both hands into 'L' shapes and raising them in a series of stages while saying Fhi-h-h-h-it! up to a maximum of 5 times.
The scale:
1. Fit: attractive, would happily go out with.
2. Fhi-it: Very attractive, would boast and show pictures to friends if going out with.
3. Fhi-h-it!: Extremly attractive and totaly out of our league.
4. Fhi-h-h-it!!!:'(: Supermodel, someone we'll never be allowed close to.
5. Fhi-h-h-h-it!!?!?!: Impossible, people just arent made this good.
For more information on the nuances of the scale feel free to e-mail.
Hey Dave, what would you give that girl over there by the bar, in the pink top?
Wow! she's got to be at least a high two on the F.I.T. scale, wait untill she turns round
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The measure of $100 bills by dividing the actual amount by 10.
$100 = 1 Benjamin
yo my car worth is 4.2 ($420) on the benjamin scale.
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A way in which to define the popularity of something, based on how much somebody pays you.
She may be a bitch, but she buys me lots of stuff, so she's a 9 on my google scale!
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A scale that determines how many flushes a turd needs to go down. The scale goes from 1-3. 1 is small 2 is medium and 3 is large.
Fred: Yo man what took you so long in there???
John: Sorry, I had a 3 on the flush scale.
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an S.I. scale of measurement for the tip of a girls boobs to the back of her ass. No individual over 280 pounds can be used for such scale, and "zero" assumes that the individual has no ass and no boobs, while a "ten" means the individual has pamela andersonesque breasts and a jlo-like ass.
John: dude my gf has a huge ass but is lacking in the titty department
Dan: yeah man, shes about a 4 on the cheech scale. My girl has huge boobs and a mediocre ass. shes like a 6 or 7
John: what about zacks mom!?
Dan: yeah, shes like 300 pounds bro. she doesnt apply
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