Help! Guitar solo!

When you are listening to a classic rock or metal song and a guitar solo is about to commence. Your hands are so overwhelmed that you text your brother to assist you in air guitar.

Me: Pearl Jam!
Me: Help! Guitar solo!
Brother: *sends emoji of guitar*
Me: Thanks
Brother: Help! Super Greg

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Solo Sexual

someone who doesn't get laid and has to resort to masturbating all the time

Peter: John did you get laid yet?
John: nope i'm still in the solo sexual class

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Han Solo

(n.) getting something on sale.
(n.) Cheap ass liquor i.e. Everclear, Jim Beam...Etc Etc.
(n.) Smooth operator...i.e. Bill Clinton, Octavian, Toucan, Gumball, J-Boy, and DJ Dodi Da from P?M.

"I got this shit on Han Solo, Son!"

"I'm drinking Han Solo tonight."

"This girl ain't know she in for some Han Solo shit."

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Solo The Verse No Jutsu

Absolute erasure of a fictional universe used by the Dragon Ball character "Future Trunks"|
It doesn't matter how strong, how weak, how durable, how squishy, they will get erased. Even if the character can't get erased by even the author, they get erased. If they can cut through dimensions, they get erased. If they can manipulate reality, they get erased. Even if they manipulate time itself, they get erased. Even if they're non-fictional, they get erased. The only exceptions are Son Goku, and our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Once Future Trunks starts weaving the signs to Solo The Verse No Jutsu, you better say goodbye to your family as soon as possible.

"Future Trunks is using Solo The Verse No Jutsu on ____? Well, no more of whoever that was!"

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solos your fav

Saying this certain type of thing is way better than everything else in its category

Idc what y’all say pineapple on pizza solos your favs

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Samoan Drum Solo

When you repeatedly bang your head against a girls ass and then shove your head up it.

I have a migraine this morning from giving Amanda the biggest Samoan Drum Solo.

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Drum Cover Solo

When you play along to a song from an iPod or mp3 on drums and then upload it to a website WITHOUT any music in the background.

That guy did a really good drum cover solo!