Scum-wad

A person who likes to play with used condoms

"Jimmy is such a scum-wad, he's always playing with used condoms"

diddle wad

someone that sits at a red light and takes there time to go

hes such a diddle wad! he wont go!

ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I hate ear wads JK I don't know what ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

Ass-wad

Someone who is an idiot and talking to them caused colen cancer

UwU girl: s-so w-w-wanna date m-me?
Reasonable human being: no you ass-wad

Space Wad

1) a cross between a space cadet and a wad.

2) doing "it" in space

C: ugh i hate her
L: SHE IS SUCH A SPACE WAD!
C: she is NOT a cool cat!!

Wad-rod

A dick.

"Holy shit bitch, fuggin look you pussy! Check out the cock dock on that cunt. Totally going to introduce her to my wad-rod asap!"

tick wad

A school friendly term to call your friends instead of a f**ktard

Stop being such a tick wad!