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Time-Lapse

Time-Lapse is another word for getting high.

If you have an iPhone and have ever used the time-lapse feature then you know that u can take a 30min video and it will show you everything in 10min.

When you are high and zone out and then come back, you look at the time and only 5 minutes has passed and it felt like 20min, you just Lapsed.

Time Lapse at 420?? We lapsing tonight??
Time-Lapse?? Bro I had the craziest lapse ever

by signum February 9, 2015

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Stains of Time

The Badass Theme Song Of Monsoon. Memes. The DNA of the soul.

Wash away the anger
Here I stand beneath
The warm and soothing rain
The droplets falling
Gently down on the terrain
Wash away the sorrow
All the stains of time
But there's no memory
It's only dry inside
In the mud and sinking deeper
Into a peaceful life
And it will come
Like a flood of pain
Pouring down on me
And it will not let up
Until the end is here
And it will come
Through the darkest day
In my final hour
And it will never rest
Until the clouds are clear
Until it finds my dreams have disappeared
My dreams disappear

by SpoonNamedJamie May 10, 2022


Danny’s time

when one wants to get shit faced on a Friday night

He is shit faced, what the fuck is he doing talking to the old people in the bar? That’s danny and it Friday, it’s Danny’s time

by Lil. Drop Punt April 11, 2020


Hit Time

A designated time for an event a person/s must arrive by.

Prye: "Aye, what's the hit time for the court date?"

Jody: "9:00 in the morning. Be there 15 minutes early or you're late."

by Barrie B December 27, 2019


Elias Time

When its time to gather the kids in your basement (dead or alive) and do unspeakable things to them.

It is now Elias Time!

by MoonCricket777 May 21, 2020


Joey Time.

It's when you watch Real World Cancun only to watch Joey. He is the one with tattoos, piercings, and the one in the band. He's pretty hott. Maybe too sexy for his shirt.

"What time is it?"
"Joey Time! Turn your channel to MTV."

Sexy legs puts lube in his Fanny Pack. You never know when he might need it. a.k.a. Joey Time.

by je$! July 8, 2009


stoner time

The time-frame many stoners function on, due to often not giving a fuck what time it is. Usually characterized by lateness/tardiness.

"Dude, where's Lenny? I told him to meet at 4."

"4 o'clock stoner time man, he'll show up sometime"

by feelgoodlost October 1, 2011