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1) A wildly popular book by Malcolm Gladwell
2) The point at which you fall over from drinking too much.
"I've gotta stop drinking. I have reached 'The Tipping Point'."
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To approach a stoned hippie while in a comatose state and silently tip them on their ass.
"I was at Eeyore's birthday and totally tipped a hippie in a drum circle"
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The superficial, overgratuitous, and "too little too late" speech that comes at the end of a poorly serviced restaurant meal from a neglegent waitress in the hopes that she might still get a tip.
Waitress: "why THANK you SO MUCH for honoring us with your visit tonight!! Is there ANYTHING else I can get for you? ANYTHING at all? Do you just want a bill? I've got it right here. Thank you SO MUCH!"
Customer: "Um, how about the two cokes we asked for a half an hour ago while you were in the back picking your nose? God you're a stupid bitch. I'm not giving you a tip for that shitty tip atonement."
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when a male has accumulated fatty tissue around the breast area, making the breasts and nipples protrude just a little bit, like beef tips. Very similar to "bitch tits" or "man boobs" but they have their own distinct style. Most often found on guys who are neither skinny nor obese, just a bit pudgy.
Many people think Phil Mickelson has bitch tits, but he clearly has a bad case of beef tips.
Shane used to be skinny, but then he went to college and the Taco Bell and beer diet resulted in his rapid development of beef tips.
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SUV TIPPING
A substitute for cow tipping. Allegedly practiced in growing urban areas as grazing country cows in fields are replaced by consuming city cows in SUVs. Still requires at least three people, one person on one side, two on the other. The lone person pushes very hard on one side, and after waiting for the balancing responce from the startled driver, the other two push very hard on their side to overbalance it. Legend has it that SUV Tipping could result an SUV's drivers's death because they could meltdown in frustration if unable to exit the SUV and be prevented from shopping for extended periods of time. However briefly forcing a SUV onto it's back does not usually harm them.
After my small town became cityfied,the cow pasture next door became a shopping center parking lot full of SUVs instead of cows. Since we could no longer go over there and tip cows at night, we switched from cow tipping to SUV tipping. Just like grazing cows, SUV drivers often dream while driving and doze while parking. Caution, a startled SUV driver can be capable of verbally hurting someone and a herd of SUV drivers could be even more esasperating. Like cows, SUVs also may be an endangered species, one for expelling too much gas, the other for consuming to much.
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when someone is unable to jump off the ground
"We were playing basketball, and he totally Jimmy Tipped it."
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1) The highest point on the human breast, NOT to be confused with "nipple"
2) Cream of the crop, the absolute best
Man, that steak was the tip of the tit!
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