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tired and ill

- Tired and Ill is a term used to refer to one who is under the effects of intoxication after a heavy session of devouring acloholic beverages.

The term was coined from a phone call which was made to the parents of an individual who was heavily under the effects of intoxication and needed to return home, but in doing so, making the effects of his intoxication seem as if it were caused by fatigue and illness thus the term "tired and ill" was born.

"Da Cleeva: Could you give me a lift home mother, I feel very tired and ill."

"Stain: I'm going to get very tired and ill tonight"

"Shake: That lad is so tired and ill he requires a baptism of pepper."

by S. Ladavooch April 18, 2006

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Spare Tire

A woman that you use when your old one is getting repaired or you are waiting for a new one.

Him: so i thought you and christyna were together
Me: nah man she was a spare tire.

by togbp May 1, 2011

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The Flat Tire

The sound that one makes when irritated, frustrated or just pissed. Very popular in the urban world. Sounds like a leaking tire.

The Flat Tire:

Cop: Put your hands on the car.

Urban Kid: Psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss maaaannnn (imitating the sound of a leaking deflating flat tire)

by Snakepliskken November 19, 2017

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Change The Tires

"Change The Tires" or "Changing The Tires" refers to replacing the damaged aluminium foil cone on a homemade temporary weed pipe.

Friend: "Hurry up I haven't had a cone in ages"

Me: "Sorry mate I need to change the tires"

Friend: "Hurry up man"

by Hobane February 14, 2018

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blown tire

When one sneezes suddenly while performing any act of oral sex.

"dude, last night was going great but having sex with that sick girl bit me in the ass. Lets just say she gave me the worst blown tire I've ever seen.

by JamesGargar January 24, 2012

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empty tire

The process of burning off all of the rubber from a car tire by excessive wheel spin, and then collecting it in a cup.

"An empty wrapper... an empty tire!"

by michaelbolton1 August 27, 2009

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Tire spin

A conditioner drinking bitch

Damn phil was such a tire spin when he drank an entire gallon of conditioner

by Donald Duck WHY March 28, 2019

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