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-big shat noises- dude, what is that smell? its my big shat.
Farted, but not a normal fart. One that smells like poop and causes people to evacuate the vicinity.
Oh man, someone just shat their basket..
a one handed quick photo taken with a cell phone while taking a shit. The front of the phone is usually turned upside down and pressed between your legs slightly tilting back and up then taken at the exact moment the turd completely crowns giving the effect of different types of bloomig orchids from pink to purple and brown to a somtimes crimson. Then shared
I sent Jasmine a snap-shat while dropped one in the bathroom by the main gate at the Atlanta airport.
She shat me back from Milwaukee.
A basket that holds heavy loads of shit and can be cared around to scare away child predators or just straight up weirdos
Hey Oliver dont forget to bring the shat basket
When you're not sure if you shat yourself, or you only farted. You really can't tell, and the only way to be sure is to look.
Oh no, I've got schrödinger's shat in my pants.