Wow did you see his trouser ferret I don't think I can take the whole thing
possibly after product of Pocket Billiards or Premature Ejaculation - the 'batter' that a man finds covers his sausage
"after dry-humping that bookshelf, I had major trouser batter"
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The wearing of very thin, see-through leggings as trousers thereby allowing the world to see your underwear
She was wearing Swindon Trousers, I could see her underwear
A soft penis inside your trousers. A penis at rest.
At work he keeps his trouser gerbil in his pants.
This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.
the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.
Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?
mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.
Loose fitting baggy trousers with the crotch reaching the knees. Prevalent amongst middle eastern men, muslims and Islamists, and Arabian Knights.
The man with the AK47 was wearing Bagdad Trousers.
When a woman, or indeed a man, is blessed with a plentiful, bosom-like rear end.
Ciara: I've got a pancake ass.
Ryan: You know you've got them trouser titties.
Chris: Yup.