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When the absence of Toby makes you realize that you have brain cells against.
Post Toby Clarity hit me after a plane hit him
Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
"oh look its the twat on a board with four wheels"
you cant trust a toby mason. trust me, he's a heartless heartbreaker. he will lead you on then leave you.
skate you later mason
ps: you didn't make me finish, i lied
toby has the prettiest blue eyes ever its not even funny :/ best way to describe them is if you gathered everything blue on planet earth and just mixed it in a pot, thats how blue his eyes are. beautiful.
bella: yo have you seen toby downs’s blue eyes?
literally everyone ever: yeah they’re really pretty
toby: lol no they’re not
bella: shut up toby yes they are
Ugly Toby. Toby is an ugly dog, which is not wonderful, mellow, sweet or kind hearted dog. Toby is Ugly, Rude, Furious every minute of the day, and bullies cats.
FACTS:
Ugly Toby also has a brother named Ugly Charlie. Ugly Charlie is very like Ugly Toby. Again, not wonderful, mellow, sweet or kind hearted dog. Bullies cats as well.
Toby has white, brown, and black fur.
Smells absolutely disgusting, like wet dog.
Girl 1: Uhm. Is that Ugly Toby?..
Girl 2: Along with Ugly Charlie?!
Boy 1 (DW): Ay Ladies! Those are my puppy dogs! Like ‘em? I take them to the Go-Kart-Track every Sunday!
Girl 1&2: EW! *runs away*
Cevra says: Oh look, it's hawksoul tobi, not to confuse him with the real tobi.
God.
We don't need an example for Toby Fox when everyone knows who he is.