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A Frank Zappa song; it's a girl who masturbates or it's someone else manipulating a clitoris.
You missed it man...she did the g-spot tornado for us!
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similar concept to an awkward turtle , an awkward tornado is when one puts their hands out to either side, and spins around whilst shouting "AWKWARD TURTLE" at the top of their lungs, to diffuse tension in a super awkward situation.
used only at times when an awkward turtle just isn't enough.
the tornado just shows how big the awkwardness is.
Brett: Hey check that milf over there, she's well fit. I so would.
Will: Dude... that's my mum.
Geoff: AWKWARD TORNADO!
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when your performing a missionary position , and a girl performs a bowel movement on your penis , which then makes everything very awkward.
trevor:man i was railing this chick in a field last night in the missianary position and the chick blew the madest windy tornado on me.
tyler:dude that's weak , windy tornados are grody .
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A carousel as said by @Dez.thelez TikTok
Dez's mom: I took the kids to a el horse tornado today
Dez: A WHAT
Dez's mom: El Horse Tornado
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When your sister puts a Copenhagen dip in her pussy and asks you to eat her pussy out then, then keep swirling your tongue until you get a buzz
I would rather prefer a Alabama lip tornado than a blow job any day
When you walk into a hotel room, house, or apartment, and the people there have completely trashed the place with fast food garbage, cigarette ash, booze bottles, clothes, and any other kind of unholy testament to the white trash gods.
Jesus christ, did you see Jolene's room? It's a fuckin' whisky tango tornado in there!
The tornado titty twister is when you twist the nipples so much that when your done they feel like their breasts have suffered total destruction its much like the purple nurple but you twist really fast and hard.
*I just gave my big brother the worst tornado titty twister ever!
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