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when someone is totes square, they may also be known as totally square. (if you're totes dumb, then I should explain that square means like you don't do weed or have sex and stuff)
HE dabbles with drugs? Are you f-ing serious?? I thought he was totes square! He has a chance with me after all...!
It's informal for "totally kidding" which can also be considered informal.
The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.
It's informal for "totally kidding" which can also be considered informal.
The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.
e.g: "somebody missed our house meeting today"
" I'm sorry, I...
"Totes kidding, I knew you were busy, don't worry"
Term used as propaganda for toxic masculinity.
I’m no homo. I’m totes masc
When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.
Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job
(skrəʊt - toht)
v.
To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.
When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.
Totally amazing, awesome, and above human comprehension.
Also see Tarf: Words of Greatness and Praise. Eg...Tarf = Great,Awsome,God,Hotetc
Guy 1: Dude, these fries are beyond fire.
Guy 2: I know they are totes tarfoff!