Lemon Tree

A song written by Fools Garden in 1995.
It became a big hit in both Europe and Asia.

"...all that I can see is just another lemon tree..."

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tree sex

1. When trees (or any plant for that matter) shake pollen everywhere in spring. Treegasm.
2. The pollen that results from trees shaking or from having a treegasm.
2. Having sex in trees.

1. Guy: Dude, I don't want to go outside, there's a bunch of tree sex going down and I have allergies.
Dude: I thought that was herpes!

2. Guy: Aww, Dude! I got tree sex in my eyes!
Dude: I thought that was herpes!

3. Guy: Dude, I totally had tree sex with Gal last night!
Dude: Guy, she has herpes!

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Dick tree

Something you might call a lead guitarist of a Canadian rock band from the 70s and who may or may not be a drunk male prostitute.

Ricky: “You got enough money? here’s another dollar .36 there ‘dick tree’.
Alex: “Can’t believe I’m picking this stuff up...”

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Tree Guy

A rugged man who cuts down trees and drives a big dump truck. He is sexy and hot. He typically smells like a fresh pine tree. The only man on earth who can take my breath away with a glance. Just to hear his voice gives me butterflies and makes my heart beat faster. He is on my mind everyday. When he calls me I light up with excitement.

Tree guy just looked at me and I am burning up with desire.

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fenwick tree

Also known as Binary Search Tree used by n00b programmers, it is the epidimy of hell and trash and jackass O(n^n) time

"You didn't get this job because you used Fenwick Trees." - worst nightmare of a software engineer

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boom trees

Something gangsters or potheads use to describe REALLY good weed. Boom meaning good and trees meaning weed.

Yo man i can hook you up with some boom trees!

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Tree Topper

The act of giving a blow job and gently nibbling on a circumcised dick just below the head.

Go ahead and try to tree topper me baby.

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