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A nasty dick covered in herpes sores.
Dude, she messed with that guy. He has a bad speckled trout!
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the act of turning off the water to a toliet, flushing out what's in the bowl, and leaving a big steamy dump for your roommate to find. practical joke, a.k.a. dry bowl.
"i wanted payback on pete for owning me last saturday so i gave him a drought trout"
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A term used to refer to a person's mouth. Typically used in circumstances such as "shut your whore mouth" or "shut your pudding hole" whilst evoking confusion but also intrigue in the recipient. Derived from the pseudonym for a penis (popularized by the phrase 'drop trout') combined with the polishing ability of saliva and motion of the tongue and lips in a manner similar to buffing whilst performing oral sex.
Kelly: Why won't you come to my parents for dinner with me?
Tim: I think that is moving a little fast for where we are in our relationship....
Kelly: Come Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ... Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (whining)
Tim: Dammit Kelly! Shut your trout buffer!
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The act of catching a river trout, than returning home to clean it. After cleaning one than wraps it in a new paper for later use. When the female returns home the male entices here to the bed room. Sex begins and eventually have the female switch to a reverse cowgirl position, while she isn't paying attention remove said trout from newspaper and begin hitting her repeatedly till she leaves... than fry trout for next days lunch...
Mike: Hello Steve
Steve: Hey Mike! Would you like to grab a beer tomorrow?
Mike: No, I can't I am fishing for trout tomorrow so I can give this new girl the "Algonquin Trout Tickler", that will end all talks of moving in together!"
Steve: Wow man, you most defiantly should have Tickled her the first time so she knew you weren't that type of man who actually lives a with a woman!!!
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The act of slapping a girl's pubic area so as to invoke sexual arousal.
Guy 1 "Damn, my girl doesn't ever feel like getting busy!"
Guy 2 "You should try Bitch Slapping the Trout"
Guy 1 "Good idea!"
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A week to celebrate fur trouts.
Make troutsona's.
Goes from July 26th to August 1st.
Hey Jimmy! Did ya go fishin' today?
Nah bro. I made a troutsona to celebrate fur trout week!
YOOOO SICK MAN!