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twitter zombie

Person of notoriety declared dead on Twitter who is, in actuallity, quite alive.

Bill Cosby is the OG of twitter zombies.

by IronyNOW August 3, 2010

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Twitter tantrum

A Twitter tantrum occurs when a Twitter user is at odds with one or more of his/her fellow Twitterers. This is typically characterized by a confrontational exchange of "tweets" during which threats are made to unfollow (block), etc.

This is not atypical behavior considering the often self-absorbed and self-serving personality traits of the participants and their insatiable need for attention and validation.

Being the self-absorbed prima donna she always has been, Chloe threw a full-on Twitter tantrum last night and unfollowed several of her most loyal followers just because they dared to challenge her on some her extremist political views.

by whimzzical June 2, 2010

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Stan Twitter

A section of Twitter that is comprised of cult-like-fandoms that worship popular artists or artist groups. This section consists of fans engaging socially to online individuals, discussing topics relating to their faves, fan girling/boying over updates on their faves, and a competitive battle ground amongst the different fandoms. Stan Twitter is also notorius for its trolls that utilize their tweeting privileges to cause an emotional reaction to others within or outside of their fandom. Common activities stans of any fandom are seen doing are trolling, arguing with someone within their fandom of from another fandom, or conversing with an internet friend on their timeline for everybody to see. Most stans tweet with a reaction pic that corresponds to the caption that are utilized to display emotion and/or ensure humor into the tweet.

Common Stan Twitter Vocabulary :

- drag (v., n.)
- snatched (adj.)
- bald (adj.)
- fav/favs (n.)
- reach/reaching (n.,v.)
- trolling/troll (v.,n.)
- rat (n.)
- bop (n.)
- stan (n./v.)
- tea (n.)
- shade (n.)
- legends (n./adj.)
- legends only (hyperbole)
- iconic (adj.)
- follow ratio (n.)
- soft block (v.)
- reaction pic (n.)
- meme (n.)
- ugly (adj./usually used to describe the way another person is acting rather than their appearance)

Common Stan Twitter Phrases:

- _____ is better

- _____ ended her
- _____ ended careers
- who?
- you stan _____

- _____ is over
- "JSBAKFNCNSKSPDOSJ"

One of the ugliest places on the Internet is stan Twitter.

by theroyalheir July 31, 2016

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twitter-twat

Anyone who "twitters".

This type of individual firmly believes that their mundane thoughts are actually interesting or relevant to those they twitter to. This person wastes time telling others how they are wasting time.

Bill: "Dude, I just got a twitter from Hank telling me he's scoping out some hot women at a club in Reno."

Ted: "He's such a twitter-twat! He'd rather take the time to tell you about those hot women than actually try to hook up with them? Wait... You have a twitter account? You're a twitter-twat, too! Fuck, I need some new friends...!"

by Beech_nuts September 23, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twitter Critter

1. A person who spends WAY too much time on Twitter, to the detriment of his or her job, family, friends and/or mental health.
2. A cell-phone Twitter texting maniac.
3. Someone who believes they are the center of the universe, despite abundant evidence to the contrary.

Tim has become a Twitter Critter. He can't keep anything private anymore. I wish he'd get a life!

by Peter Kobs August 5, 2009

61๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twitter Whore

a person who tweets constantly and obsessively

holy crap! Ian is such a friggen twitter whore!

I can't see anyone else's tweets!

I'm totally unfollowing him!

by ZooPalsAreCool July 12, 2009

77๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Twitter Douche

An addicted Twitter user who posts every single thing that happens to them every few moments.

Hey look at that twitter douche over there, he has no life.

by pooperdude108 January 24, 2009

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