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An uncle who takes you out to have the fun of your life, he shows you how the world works and how it should work. He teaches you how to talk to girls and how to stand up for yourself. he teaches you everything school wont, and no matter what hes got ur back. he also most likley drives any lifted vehicle, has fished or hunted, loves the offroad, and aint afraid of gettin dirty. prolly has a mullet.
Dallas: "who taught u how to get a girl like that and beat up her ex"
Kid: "my redneck uncle taught me"
Giving someone a Dirty Sanchez to resemble the moustache of Robert E. Lee.
After being given an Uncle Rob Josh looked like he was ready to win back the South.
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A beer beer swilling hell raising funny old man but is super lovable.
My uncle Kevin is the funniest uncle ever setting in his chair drinking beer .
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noun; a uncle who happens to be better then most people. possibly gets you a tattoo, dirt bikes, fishing, camping, and feeds you.
person one: hey whose max hanging out with?
Person two: oh that, the cool uncle phil. hes shredding some gnar with him.
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Uncle Flex (flex, or flexing;) Name given to an individual who possesses the characteristics of a sobriety challenged person known for behaving outrageously in public and committing leud and indecent acts.
The original Uncle Flex is rumoured to live in a small regional town in Victoria, Australia. It is estimated this man has consumed enough alcholic beverages to account for 15% of the worlds ocean volume. His drunken acts are well known and his audience is wide and diverse.
"Did you see that guy throwing up on the bouncers leg, what an Uncle Flex."
"What a flex, he just done a line lock burnout in front of the cops!"
"His flexing hard tonight, thats his 24th beer, what a hardcore darish"
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the act of wearing coveralls with no undergarments on and hanging one testicle out of a hole in the crotch area; for maximum reaction to this Arkansas ritual, one must have sufficient humidity as to ease the separation of the testes through the scrotal skin elongation process; it is advised that the performer of this act be wary of small birds that may attempt to nest on the exposed ballbag area; to apply generous amounts of sunblock when in sunlit areas; and to realize that small kids may run from your direction aghast with horror
Hey ya'll look at him, he one crazy uncle huckleberry with his pube covered walnut stickin out his pants, where he think he at, Kentucky?
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a Uncle who will on a regular basis hack/take over a Niece or Nephew's facebook or twitter and post a silly status or tweet without them knowing or in more major cases hold them off while he does so long enough for his/her friends to see it
Like your night garden marathon? ;)
Fuck you saw fraping uncles post!
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