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1. Being a virgin in college. Like a unicorn they are scarce and hard to find. Either due to extremely high standards of suitable mates or forever alone.
2. An indirect way of calling someone a virgin.
(Randy) Why was Jerry acting so weird at that party? The girls were all over him.
(Lennie) Didn't you know? He's a Precious Unicorn.
(Randy) That explains everything!
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A man, or woman secures a dildo to his/her forehead. This dildo is then forced into the woman's vagina, until orgasm.
It is customary for the "unicorn" to nay like a unicorn and kick with the back legs.
"I performed the Last Unicorn on Jill last night, and I wasn't the only one naying."
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What comes out of a unicorn's horn when you polish it. A wonderful low-fat alternative that's great in sandwiches.
When I spit-shine Sparkle's horn, he gives me a lot of unicorn mayonnaise, thus saving me a trip to the store.
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an expletive used in the Potter Puppet pals; wizard swear.
Harry Potter: Lose some weight before you hug me, Ron.
Ron Weasley: Unicorn Turds.
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A late twenties/early thirties young Mexican woman who has never been married and doesn't have any kids. It's unheard of, making her a Mexican unicorn. When you find one, snag her and keep her!
Mom, I met a girl named Josephine and she's 31 with no kids.
Mom: Is she married?
No mom. She's a good catholic girl.
Mom: She's a Mexican unicorn. Marry her son.
Coronavirus: somebody who flouts government regulations but, when stricter measures enacted due to people breaking government regulations vociferously blames government.
Andy: Bob has strong views on government Coronavirus regulations...
Don: yeah, but don’t you know he’s a precious unicorn
Sit on ones head with a erection, placing the testicles in the eyes.
I sat on this chicks head and put my nuts in her eyes while I had a boner, I gave her the 'blind unicorn'.
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