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the most perverted meanings iv ever read
whats a pineapple?
urban dictionary answer=a girls vagina
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another name for a thrift store. it refers to way back when someone would search for a needle in a haystack, only this time it's not a barn it's an old building with lots of old junk that is hip to search through.
Person 1: hecka dang! where did you get that boss jacket?
Person 2: I was bikesploring in the mission and found it in the urban haystack!
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A misspelling of Urban Dictionary. It's supposed to be *Urban Dictionary there, fellow.
Dumbass 1: Duahgh, lets go luuk up urban dictionary on dah urban dictionary. ha ha ha!
Dumbass 2: Duagh, ok.
*Dumbass 1 types "urban dictionart" in the searchbar*
Dumbass 1: Wathafuk, dere's only wan defintion, and its buy dis dumazz called "a definer". wat a stupid azz naem.
*Smart Person walks by*
Smart Person: Hello there! Um, sorry to interrupt, but you made a typo. It's supposed to be spelled 'Urban Dictionary'.
Dumbass 1: go away dumazz i fuked ur mom in her bedrom last nite.
Dumbass 2: yeah, wat he said, u litle bitch. go hoem and lik ur garndma's pussay.
Smart Person: Okay, okay! I was just trying to be nice. *Smart Person, annoyed by the conversation, adjusts his backpack and walks away.*
*Smart Person goes on getting an admission into Harvard, a degree in neuroscience, and a six figure salary career as a neuroscientist. He meets the love of his life through his friend/co-worker, and they end up having three kids together.*
*Meanwhile, Dumbass 1 and 2 spend about an hour trying to figure out the correct spelling for "Urban Dictionary". A year later they both drop out of school, where they are provided for by their parents. They don't homeschool, or ANY kind of school. When they both turn 18, they get into all sorts of drugs. Dumbass 2 takes a huge dose of every drug he can find, so he could have the "ultimate trip" as he called it. This killed him. His body still lies in a ditch somewhere. Dumbass 1 ends up working at McDonald's for the rest of his life.
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A non-offensive way for marketers and business people to say black people.
LucasFilms was concerned about Episode 1's appeal to the urban market, so they got a black guy to be a Jedi.
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People who elect to screw the Weight Watchers point system and make up their own damn rules.
Weight Watchers needs to have an 'Oh Shit' I lost count point system because it's not working as the absinthe and martinis keep flowing. I can only continue with an urban dieting plan!
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A website where narcissistic and retarded assholes write stupid definitions about porn.
The Urban dictionary is overrated. Oh wait, I'm using it! Someone call the cops!
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(N.) One who enjoys his or her time posting Definitions on UrbanDictionary.com because it is a form of Artistic Expression by voicing your thoughts and opinions on the web, for others to not only see, but learn from, and even laugh at for some as well. An Urban Addict usually enjoys time on this website because they are very opinionated and wants the whole world to know what they're thinking. And some even use it to vent off their frustrations and anger, without fear of persecution or trouble because of the Nicknames they use here. Most of them, unfortunatly, don't better the website as a whole and end up messing it up.
Most Urban Addicts, though, are young, intelligent teenagers between 14-19 who usually (or on occasion) have a lot of intelligent obserbvative views on the world they live in.
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