Verb: When a girl has ear gauges and you stick your penis through the hole.
Did you see those gauges? I plan on Van Goghing that for sure.
Often described as the vehicle choice of paedos. Usually a plain white transit van with no stand out characteristics. Often used by many companies
Have you seen maris work paedo van.
"A paper towel folded into a paper football!" The main purpose of the "Van Gleason" is to be positioned between your ass hole and grundle, and locked into your butt cheeks preventing chaffing, sorness, and possible leakage.
Directions: Make a paper football out of a paper towel (choose how thick or thin you want your "Van Gleason" to be.) Proceed to place the "Van Gleason" under your anus to your grundle. Lock the "Van Gleason" into place between your butt cheeks. Enjoy the temporary relief!
THAT "VAN GLEASON" REALLY HELPED TO PROVIDE TEMPORARY RELIEFE TO MY RAW GRUNDLE
Phrase used in reference to the party van (FBI/Police listening/Police raiding SWAT van)
a van that is externally party/ice cream/ballons themed but contains FBI/police/SWAT inside.
This phrase is used when some user posts CP (Child Pornography) or similar, to remark that it might be illegal content.
User (1) (OP/original poster) starts a thread: "Only the youngest" With a teenage girl on the picture / naked / half-naked"
User (2) Posts similar content
User (3) Posts similar content
---->User (4): "Start the van jeff001.jpg"
Preferred mode of transportation for Matt Gaetz (R-FL). Seen frequently around high school proms, malls, and other locations minors are present.
Matt Gaetz drove home from Washington in his chomo van so he could enjoy his favorite pastime of raping 13 year old girls at the mall in Pensacola.
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The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.
NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.
I have a midget in a van *wink wink*.
A Burger Van is usually a person who cannot drive. Citizen is a resident in Dutch, he or she is a member of the Netherlands Member State.
Burger Vans are very dangerous, the police can never catch them. Citizen vans also hit random people.
"Have you seen that Burger Van hit the police"
"Watch out for the Burger Van, they can't drive"
"HOLY FUCK THE BURGER VAN JUST DROVE INTO NON SPEAKING DUTCH RP'ERS"