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could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground

Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."

Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?

by B-rizzle July 6, 2019

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velvetous

a much prettier word for horny for women to use. the cleaner, nicer more feminine version of horny.

"i don't know about you honey, but i'm feeling rather velvetous tonight".

by MappleK July 19, 2014


velvet love-canal

the passage way to the heart, velvety

Bob: 'Whats a Velvet love-canal?'

Dave: 'Its the passage way to your heart, fancy a trip?'

by myhandleisanon July 29, 2015


Velvet Pouch

A premium pussy

Damn, aren't I lucky to be able to store my package in your velvet pouch.

by Blackberry Sandwich September 9, 2020


velvet button

Clitoris.

"She was ready to go once I put my finger on the velvet button."

by Fly B April 17, 2014


velvet tip

The subtle touch of velveteen shoulder of a guitarist’s shoulder

I touched his velvet tip

by Velvettipmaster November 30, 2024


velvet steam roller

When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.

As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.

by QDOGGY February 8, 2023