could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground

Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."

Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?

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velvet love-canal

the passage way to the heart, velvety

Bob: 'Whats a Velvet love-canal?'

Dave: 'Its the passage way to your heart, fancy a trip?'

jimmy velvet

A man who talks softly and so smooth, you don't even know when he is talking about you. Even if you are in the same room. Also responsible for bringing about the next trend in fashion material.

"Dude, that guy just got jimmy velveteened .......what a clueless twatcicle."

"I thought he and I were friends until I heard him jimmy velvet me."

"Who the fuck you think you are that you can talk about me like that!?"
"I'm motherfucking jimmy velvet, go fuck yourself.

velvet button

Clitoris.

"She was ready to go once I put my finger on the velvet button."

Velvet Bean

When there is no hair one one's balls.

Bob shaved his nuts and thus has a velvet bean.

Red Velvet

Red Velvet is a South Korean girl group formed and managed by SM Entertainment. They debuted on August 1, 2014 with the digital single "Happiness" with the four-member line-up of Irene, Seulgi, Wendy and Joy. Yeri joined the group in March 2015, following their first major release, Ice Cream Cake.

STAN RED VELVET. AND WE WANT A FULL ALBUM FOR THEMMMMM

WE WANT A COMEBACK THIS 2020.

SM SUCKS

AND WE WANT PSYCHO SOTYYY!!

Dude what is Red Velvet?

Is that a cake?

Nope its a korean girl group

Red Velvet

Minecraft Youtuber and streamer who don't listen to Kpop or bake cakes, often mistaken for a very angry Dream Stan.

Is also Antfrost's boyfriend and without socks.

P1 on Twitter : Wow this Dream Stan really is horny on main huh what a toxic community
P2 : He know Dream since high school you dumbfuck

Or

P1 : This "Red Velvet" account is crossing Antfrost's boundaries I think they just posted about his ass's circumference

P2 : hahahaha