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jock in a wad

When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.

Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!

Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.

by Bruh, chill. July 13, 2018


dit-wad

Variant of dit wad A scatterbrained individual. Same as ditz with more emphasis.

My cat is such a dit-wad. He falls in waterdish at least twice a day!

Note: This has been published before.
Not found now.
The word has since been used on the show Jeopardy.

by Damien5280 April 12, 2009


Grease wad

The result of a fat man having sex with a turtle

“What’s going on behind that trash can mike”
“oh it’s just some grease wads getting it on back there…”

by gangstergranny666 June 27, 2018


Scum-wad

A person who likes to play with used condoms

"Jimmy is such a scum-wad, he's always playing with used condoms"

by KingAbove18 November 16, 2021


ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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I hate ear wads JK I don't know what ear wads waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare

by Orrinpants November 16, 2021


diddle wad

someone that sits at a red light and takes there time to go

hes such a diddle wad! he wont go!

by surahh_ February 2, 2016


Wad juke

Wad juke : any movement made by a spunk gutter trying to catch dick spit/ejaculation in their mouth.

Wad Juke : bro my girl actually hurt herself last night doing a sick wad juke attempting to catch my kids in her mouth...a BJ trophy is due.

by Apologetic Shiek November 9, 2020