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When you take a fat dump in the shower and stand on it to push it down the drain, creating a waffle shaped pattern on the shit.
Hey, I made a Squash Waffle in the shower this morning.
Totally awesome. The greatest thing ever. Scrumtrilescent even. The opposite of dave biscuits.
Dude they're giving away free chicken?!? That's totally steve waffles!
a vagina that is so shriveled up that it looks like a defrosted waffle.
Jo went down on Mary and thought he was eating breakfast.
worst food ever its no good and you should vote pancakes becoz pancakes are better
pancakes > waffles
pancakes rule!!!
waffles sucks!!!
Homer Simpson patented space age out of this world creation: Waffle made of a bag of caramel squares, batter, and liquid smoke, wrapped around a stick of butter.
Homer Simpson described the moon waffle as "fattening".
The supernatural ability to spontaneously generate and manipulate waffles. But unless you find someone with Syrup Kinesis, you're basically fucked.
Primer: "Brett, where'd you get that huge stack of waffles?"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"
When the girl sticks a waffle cone up her vagina and the man inserts his penis into the waffle cone. The waffle cone asks as a make-due condom when you fuck in a Dairy Queen.
Man: Lets fuck in this Dairy Queen!
Girl: I can't get preggers again.
Man: We can waffle the cone.
Girl: Kayy!