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When one arm is grotesquely more muscular than the other.
Rafael Nadal has such a Wanker's arm
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Person of London-sounding accent
"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"
"knees ap mavva braaan"
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When the Wrist or indeed Hand becomes stiff or excessively limp due to large amounts of masturbation, usually occours in ugly, single men. see also Carpolitis
"whats that cast on your Wrist Simon?, It appears that you're suffering from Wankers cramp!"
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The name given to the weakening of the knees when approaching orgasm standing up, when indulging in a bout of self-gratification.
"I was givin' it sum in the shower, and got wankers' rickets so bad I ripped the shower curtain off the rail!"
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video on you tube involving a young man being caught masturbating in public toilets by his friends.
Guy 1 "did you see Nick Holt in that Albino wanker video"
Guy 2 "yea he got caught doing the five knuckle shuffle"
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Someone who wanks a lot and eats a lot of unhealthy food.
Rob is a Willy Wanker, he can't stop himself wanking and eating dominos.
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Mike
The only name that truly represents such a Fucking WANKER
Fucking Wanker? You must mean Mike!
Yes I agree, Mike is a Fuckin' WANKER
Mike can also be defined as a CUNT
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