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Drink of water

Old timey method of saying that a person is attractive. Used in a time when, unlike today, it was impolite to state what exactly on your mind.

1938: would you look at that dame, she sure is a cool drink of water!
2019: That chick is hott..I'd love to tongue-punch her fartbox!

by Tim-o-tay April 3, 2019


Water kink

A person which their sexual desire gets fulfilled with the sight or the touch of water H2O

Random person : Why didn't you go to the party last Friday?
Random person 2 : i couldn't because my water kink took the control over me

by HΔΓΜΩΠΙΚ August 1, 2017


fighting water

Beer or other alcoholic beverages that fill the drinker with a passion to engage in fisticuffs with strangers

Two pints of fighting water please barmaid

by gobshite March 5, 2005


Lightning Water

A high-proof, high octane, alcohol that is a blend of homemade whiskey and moonshine.

I see you don’t have your teeth in today”
“I hit the lightning water a little too hard last night”

by Kaoticnoise December 25, 2018


basement water

that delicious concoction of mold, dirt, and rainwater that collects in your basement

Hey bro, you want some basement water?
Yeah!

by basementwater May 2, 2019


watering the cricketfield

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.

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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.

Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.

I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.

by gnostic1 September 28, 2012


Water Reverser

Something that people in the lower hemisphere attach to their toilets to make the water drain counterclockwise. Basically, it makes their toilets American.

Haha! Water Reversers are really becoming a trend in Brazil

by Turdmeister69 March 1, 2020