not the bayang says: urm sheโs a ugly ass bitch sheโs prob a ugly ass hoe that is a weeb btw my TikTok is kenalyzs
On March 17th, you are legally obligated to ask anyone if they watch any sort of anime, and beat them to death.
A: Do you watch anime?
B: Yes, why?
A: It's National Beat a Weeb Day!
B: O h.
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A fake anime fan is someone who watches anime only because they heard it's popular
-has a profile pic of some character from the '80s(yet can't name the anime it's from)
-watches only the most popular shows(Naruto,Haikyuu,Attack on Titan,Death Note)
-doesn't watch anything too old 'cuz their virgin eyes can't stand older graphics and their tiny brains can't comprehend their plot
-doesn't read manga
-never even heard of light novels
-does dumbass tiktoks where they shake their stupid arms like an autistic hobo pointing at some colorful texts
-watched one episode of a random hentai and think they're cultured
-if you call them out you are *deep breath* toxic ungrateful crayon eater elitist gatekeeper hater with no life who deserves to die
-doesn't accept any criticism of their favourite anime,and will call you the words above if you dare say anything
-"no mom anime is not for kids,see it has titties and big bloody monster,is cartoon for big kidz like me"
-says the most sad and cringe things like "naruto changed me" or "these characters may be fictional but they are real in my heart"
-probably a "emily/blm/acab/eat the rich" type of 14yrs old white girl or one of her simps
-omg i love anime!
What's your favourite anime?
-My hero macadamia nuts!
-Ok...what do you think of the latest chapter?
-i dont like reading manga
-fake anime fan/fake weeb
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Idk some girl who was sad that she didnโt have a definition
If your sad your a baka..uwu..weeb..girl.3
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They are amazing and very cool and nice but they don't think they are they think their annoying and cringe and weird and ugly but the person that's so special to them always says they are supper amazing and pretty it makes them feel better but they don't believe they are.
"Have do you know ..unknown._.weeb on tiktok? "
"Yeah their cool they love there partner a lot and their are very nice."
December 16th is Weeb Day. You must spend the day watching anime. If you yourself are not a weeb, then you must have a weeb friend suggest an anime. You can't not participate in it, as in doing so will deem you homosexual.
Person: Oi mate it's weeb day.
Some Weeb: Watch anime or gae
December 28th. A Counter to Furry Day, on Weeb Day, anyone, regardless if they enjoy anime or not, will be forced to do watch anime-related with a weeb friend if they ask.
"You may have forced me to say uwu today, but when Weeb Day comes around, your fucked."