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The most randomly generated punchline to a joke.
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Weed eater"
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When a male spends decades without trimming pubic hair, and his small member becomes engulfed by the pubes, resulting in the appearance of a "turtle in the weeds"
Shaun " Dude I did some manscaping this weekend and could have filled up a five gallon bucket with all the hair"
Dan "I recently did the same and it is always itchy afterwards"
Michael "What is the world are y'all talking about, what is manscaping?"
Shaun"Michael if you're 56 and never trimmed your bush you probably look like a turtle in the weeds down there!"
A highly oppressed cult of damaged gamers who fight against their oppressors, such as the FBI and the Catholic Church.
Mark: Bro, you'll never become a professional gamer.
Michael: Wow, this really shows how corrupt our society is, so much gamer oppression, Gang Weed will fight back
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The cough of a stoner who is obviously fond of smoking weed. Relatively normal during pot sessions, the cough seems to be peculiar among common people (and the rest of the people who are aware of weed smoking) who hear it on a regular basis while finding it as distinct to normal coughing, hence the existence of this word.
Man: This dirty ass smoker has some nasty weed cough that you can hear during the entire cat video. Disgusting shit.
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Funny user name for mobile game. Used first by the lesbian furry named Cyropynical and became famous ever since. Also keemstar is a fucking cunt.
Let me choose my fornite mobile user name as weed nose haha very funny
What stoners watch when they run out of marijuana and or do not have enough money to purchase more.
I ran out of marijuana so I watched weed montage to make me crave it more.
Weed Eater is the punchline to the concept that humor will be “randomly generated”. It originally came from an episode of VeggieTales but more specifically a viral post of someone putting in the clip of the prediction under the title of, “VeggieTales predicts modern humor”.
Since then, to abstract memes (e.g Wide Putin) that don’t have a clear punchline, the response can often be Weed Eater, referring to the famous line said in the episode.
Person 1: *Posts weird meme*
Person 2: W E E D E A T E R
Person 3: Weed Eater
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