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When you obtain a scenario that was meant to be extremely lucky is actually extremely unlucky.
Dude, that was only a 1% chance to kill me, what the hell?
Wow, you must have flonder type luck.
when things happen to you that you want to happen but are not necessarily good for you.
chloe: "the new hot guy is flirting with me!"
jack: "yea but you have a boyfriend"
Chloe: "well thats some junk food luck"
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a woman who engages in n-somes, where n > 2
guy 1: i'd love to have a 3-some.
guy 2: oh, really. well i hear sally has a pot luck pussy. maybe you can get her involved.
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The best show on Disney Channel after Phineas and Ferb ends. It's about a girl named Teddy making a video diary to help guide her baby sister Charlie into her awkward family. some of the jokes have some innuendo in them, but most disney shows don't have them so we laugh at them
Person 1: Hey? Did you watch "Good Luck Charlie" last night?
Person 2: WTF was THAT?
Person 1: a cool show on disney channel
Person 2:*pukes*
Person 1: Well go watch it, and if you don't, ILL KILL YOU
minutes later
Person 2: Uh..
Person 1: It's OK, it's not for everyone
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A book that is somewhat confusing because of the jumping plots, but one with a lot of good lessons and points, IF YOUR READ CAREFULLY.
SOME PEOPLE (see definition 1) have a self-rightousness problem that they work out by actually reading and understanding The Joy Lick Club
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A state of being in which nothing ever goes your way even when it should. Normally others gain off your unluckiness pushing you further down the endless spiral and making your luck shittier.
Bob: HEY I'VE GOT A WINNING LOTTERY TICKET!
Nick: those are last week's numbers.
Bob: ...WHAT?!
Nick: I won this week and it was an extra million because of the rollover from last week.
Bob's wife: I'm leaving you.
Bob: I'm always shit out of luck
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The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!
I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|
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