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1) The next Windows Vista
2) Windows Phone 7 for computers.
3) Microsoft's next operating system that should run on desktops or tablets. It will have 2 different interfaces. Neither interface will run apps compatible with the other interface, and will ultimately lead into a huge failure.
4) 15+ gigabytes of code for what Linux could have done with 4-5 gigabytes.
p1: Hey, I love Windows 8. It looks just like windows should have been in 2007. And it will run on tablets.
p2: YEAH RIGHT. You know it's just a phone OS for desktop right?
p1: Really? But it will have a new interface and new apps store and everything.
p2: But the new interface won't run your old apps, and the app store will be more bolted down that Apple's app store.
Dumbass.
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Very similar to a douchebag, a window whore is one of those idiots on Nazi Zombies that runs around and steals everybody else's window and takes your kills. They are among the first to be taken by the hordes of the undead and are usually not revived because of their douchebagery
Window Whores are usually only a nuisance for the first few rounds, but they will always be a douchebag for the remainder of the game.
zombitchslaya- yo, kp like tacos, get away from my window or I'll bust a digital cap in yo white @$$
unionjack- just let him be, he'll be dead next round anyway. Those window whores are always the first to go.
kp like tacos- That wasn't very nice, I'm telling my mom on you
zombitchslaya- shut it, window whore
(kp like tacos leaves)
zombitchslaya- and that, is how it's done
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any popup, or any window that won't close once you've clicked the "X" because it's still loading or has become stuck.
much like an indian street vendor pushing a sale with a tourist who's already said "no".
dammit, i didn't mean to click on that! now i've got a bunch of indian windows to deal with and i just want to get back to work...
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Relating to a person who is extremely wealthy and has a big house, usually with a negative connotation.
Origin: Comes from the idea that stuck-up rich people look out of their big windows at the poor people milling about on the streets doing poor people things.
Marissa: Oh man! My dad only got me a 72" flat screen tv instead of a 108". What a jerk!
Kyle: Jeez, Marissa. Talk about Big Windows. Get off of your high horse.
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If you thought Windows Vista was bad...
Meet its deadbeat, alcoholic, domestically abusive, child-support-dodging father: Windows ME.
Known Aliases:
Windows Mistake Edition
Windows Miscarriage Edition
Windows Motherfucking Embarrassment
Windows Migraine Experiment
Windows Misunderestimated Errors
Windows Menopausal Extravaganza
Windows Marijuana Exhibition
Windows Momentarily Expendable
Windows Major Emergency
Windows May Explode
Windows MEH
Windows Memorably Epileptic
Windows Mimicked Evangelists
Windows Mysterious Entity
Windows Manufactured Estrogen
Windows Metaphorical Mother-in-Law
Goddamn, were Microsoft's programmers smoking PCP when they coded Windows ME?
Windows ME makes my calculator feel proud.
Who the fuck, in their right mind, would use Windows ME?
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used to refer to an annoying old person. It is similar in meaning to "grandpa"/"grandma", usually exclaimed in frustration or anger.
"WTF? Windows 95 over there keeps putting candies in the tip jar."
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