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a little creature with the smallest dick in town. also known to be a bastard, the Xavier has a huge brain hidden under his curly hair wig. that specimen is not afraid to buy the same shoes that you want and remind you how gorgeous his fucking sneakers are. dont trust him. in his natural habitat, the Xavier will watch tiktoks and drink starbucks, because you know, he’s the whitest bitch alive. he’s also gay but there is no problem with that. Xavier love’s to cook, drink alcool and wear his bathrobe like a real dad. people still love him tho, he’s dumb.
anyone talking to a Xavier:
- these shoes are so dope, i want to buy them
Xavier : 💳👟🏃🏻👀
Damn that man named Xavier looks like he has a lot of sexual intercourse
This is a man who will always act like the monkey he is and never not be sus af.
Bro did u see xavier today?
Year bro, he was saying he thought u looked thicc?
How to describe it ? A Xavier is a such a good and caring man even if he appears so numb and completly detached from everything, once you get the chance to know him you'll discover a handsome funny and loving boy.
He hunappily makes unfunny jokes but you'll still laugh because he'll say something like "it's funny right ?".
He's kinda (totally) obsess with girls and asses but when he's in a relationship he's loyal, and will try to make you the happiest as possible.
He's also very cute and good looking, he unfortunatly know it, he has this thing you can't explain that'll make your heartbeat drop, your eyes will get stuck on his, his smile will attraction you.
He's not very good at sex but it won't matter for you because everything else is literally perfect with him, he'll give you the best cuddles after this messy moment (actually he'll give you them at any time)
Person 1 : "Look that's Margaux, she looks so happy !"
Person 2 : "That's normal she's Xavier's girlfriend !"
Margaux : Je t'aime, je ne dis pas ça parce que je suis bourrée, mais quand on est bourré c'est plus facile, je t'aime
A smart and nerdy guy. Not very athletic, but can make people smile (or yell at him). A Xavier is very social and talks a lot. If a Xavier has a crush on you, you won't know for a while (They tend to like Juliannas). Also a very musical person who loves playing big instruments.
Xavier is an extremely intelligent person.
MY NIGGA , MY SOULMATE , MY HEART. he the best i feel bad for the rest of y’all in them toxic relationships!
XAVIER IF U SEE THIS, I LOVE YOUUU
A literal God, if you found this you are under the power of Xavier
Xavier is watching, he is always watching