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a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together
"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out
"hey man how was your weekend"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"
In a hurry or in a rush, usually used when someone is late or when tempers are running high
Origin: Probably Midwestern United States
Calm down, we don't have to be in a yank to get out of here.
If you hadn't lost your keys, we wouldn't have been in such a yank to get to the party on time
Canadian people. Often used in the UK, possibly not used elsewhere, since Yank is mainly used by the British to refer to Americans. Cold Yanks being a joke about how hard it can be to tell the difference sometimes with American accents and Canadian ones, though Canada is much colder. It's not usually meant in a bad vibe way, more as a somewhat dismissive term of endearment.
"I thought from the accent they were surely Yanks, but they turned out to be Cold Yanks"
"What?"
"Cold Yanks. You know, Canadians".
An expert level sex move only the bravest dare attempt.
After completing a Sherman Yank, you might feel a distinct burning sensation. That's just the ammo getting ready to cook off.
AKA "The Sizzles"
Guy 1: "Dude, I just did my first Sherman Yank!"
Guy 2: "Really? Dude that's fucking insane! How'd it go?"
Guy 1: "Went according to plan considering I had to go to the ER to repair my dick."
To mime the act of masturbation and then throwing the ejaculate at someone or something, usually performed during conversation to denigrate a particular subject or person being discussed.
Also used to describe speaking without actually saying anything, usually in politics, as if the person was performing that act towards the public.
"Man, I fucking hate these stupid climate change people." (mimes a YYT)
"Man, I fucking hate Hillary Cinton. I watched the debate on TV last night, and all she did was yank yank toss."
To have “fucked something up” in a manner typically characteristic of Americans. Used exclusively in extremely rare contexts where European superiority is established. Examples include ⚽️ footy, 🏏 cricket, 🍋 🟩lime consumption, 🇪🇺 exiting, and 💬 banter.
The term is reserved to be used in the past tense, to avoid confusion with “masturbation
Golfer: “My golfing was piss poor today, couldn’t even make par.”
Bud: “Aw jeez you Yanked It harder than Jordan Spieth.”
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Comms: “OUGHHHH Pulisic fluffed his lines and absolutely Yanked It over the crossbar!”
Comms #2: “Blimey, he’s fluffed his lines and Yanked It over the crossbar harder than Josh Sergeant.”