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When you are on vacation in new.orlenes and ur girlfriend is so drunk she throws up in the Uber and u need a luggage cart to put her on to get her in the hotel and her long hair gets caught in the cart wheel and u need to cut her hair off to get her loose and u say hell with it Andy get security to take her to the room and you go to the hotel bar and continue drinking
Remember that time we were on vacation and John got Marys hair stuck in the luggage cart
Sooo zachary
He's the nicest person you will ever meet. He has a horrible sense of fashion, and only wears two colors all the time. But he always cares about how you're doing, and will save your life even if you don't ask him to. He's always there to make you laugh with his sarcastic wry wit.
He's very brutally honest, but never intends to hurt you. You will fall in love with him within the first few weeks of knowing him.
Zachary: "I'm proud of you"
Zachary is a person who loves small talk. He loves to lie for people to talk to him and he loves begging people for gyal.
Oo zachary
Yeahh Oo link muh onna smallie nahh
A mere mortal below kashton
That fucking guy zachary such a dick
He's an ok guy, average, almost like the main character in every anime or harem games, or that kid who everyone forgets except for his friends. Probably sweaty, grindy, and tries his best. Usually Asian and wears glasses, If blonde, a Zac would probably rickroll everyone and be athletic, basically the jock and very popular or the comedian (Class Clown). Just like the main character in an anime a Zachary always Stands up, falls, and stands up again, never giving up...NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP~-
No one: ...
Zachary: Yo
Everyone: *walks*
Zac: *Naruto Jutsu Shit* and Naruto sprint
No one: ...
But Everyone: ...We're gonna fail
Zach: "NEVER GIVE UP GUYS! YEAAAAA!!!" or "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP~-"
"Eyo Zac" " You would be a Zachary"
He is the cutest, most kind person you will meet.
He will protect you and love you always.He has great looks and a lot of talent.Zachary will always treat you right and will always make you feel like royalty.
“Wow, I wish I had a Zachary in my life”.
“He is one of a kind”
Zachary T, is a very attractive guy who is hot asf, cute and has a great personality.. Normally Zachary’s crush likes him back but... it’s more then like.. she loves him so much and thinks he is so attractive and hot and wants to fuck him so hard. Zachary seems to have a little bit of a dirty mind when he thinks about his crush with his friends. His crush thinks he is funny and hot.
Zachary loves to watch porn at night but can sometimes be scared he will get caught and not he allowed to date his crush.. He really wants to marry his crush and hopes she wants to marry him to.
Do you see zachary tover there?
Some girl said she wants to fuck him