David is an idiot.
"Look at David! What an idiot!"
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the thiccest man alive, and has the tightest butt cheeks known to mankind.
Damn david you looking mighty thicc today
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David has light brown hair. David has the bluest eyes that you can keep staring into and lose track of time. David has a great personality and most likely does a martial art. Davidβs voice and smile are the greatest thing and you just canβt wait to see him and he is the highlight of your day. David has a lot of jokes and some of them are dirty.
Girl: βWow David is so handsome.β
Boy: βMaybe, but I definitely love his jokes, theyβre so funny!β
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This cunt will eat you out with a spoon and will make you do the dab until you bleed
I will clap you with david
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Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. Unbelievably caring and willing to stand up for what he believes in, stick up for friends/girlfriend, and not afraid to just have fun no matter what anyone thinks. Very intelligent, sometimes even thinks too much into things. Has a lot of friends, but loses temper easily when it comes to certain things. Mess with the people close to him? Watch out. Very protective and loving! And, overall, just an awesome person. And he is also the best Defensive Tackle at Wagner high school his friends dejoun , jaun, jb, and Wilson suck .
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An absolute pig. What you use to define assh*les that cheat on there wives with women that are half there age. If you find a David run away and donβt get to close they are obsessive and controlling and sometimes hostile.
Is that a David!? Get away from him because his ego is too big.
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