gary glitter

King of glam rock, wore a wig, and got arrested for sending his PC for repair with hundreds of child pornography photos on the HDD.

"I DEEPLY regret DOING what I was sent to prison for"

Gary Glitter owns a house near a red light district in Thailand.

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Scary Gary

sticking pinky finger up your partner's butthole

when your partner during sexual intercouse (sex) sticks their pinky up your bum hole it is called a "scary gary"

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Gary's Mum

A world renowned insult, developed in East London. Used in most conversations. It's origin derived from a woman who gave birth to a strangly gay son called Gary. His mum herself has been insulted on numerous occasions and has been known to be called a MILF, Cougar, cow, Pink Panthers left testicle e.t.c.

From post-latin origin: Garrius Madreus - "very loose woman who is mother of Gary the queer"

Person A : Where were you last night?

Person B: I was at Gary's Mums House

Gary: Shut up you fuckrag

Person B: Your mum Gary

Person A: Yeah Gary, lets spend some time in your mum. Everyone else has.

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Gary Thornton

He is the funniest dude i no he's always making funny things like "guess what? Chicken Butt!" and the face cover punch

Gary Thornton is over there

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Rude Gary

When a man ruins your vagina and then farts on you.

I had to break up with my boyfriend after he pulled a rude gary on me.

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Gary Doyle

1:
An insult towards someone named Gary; Calling you a "Gary Doyle"

2:
Some guy who is oblivious to everything, and who takes a long ass time to respond to simple questions.

3:
A living meme who barely even knows what the word "meme" even means, uses dead memes too often.

1:
Guy named Gary: "GREETINGS LIBERALS, I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD!"
Some Guy: "No, you can't do that! That's racist! You Gary Doyle!
Guy named Gary: "Ah, Well!"

2:
Some Guy: "So, How was your day man?"
Guy named Gary: "...I Guess..."
Some Guy: "Goddammit, just answer the damn question already, You Gary Doyle!"

3:
Guy named Gary: "Hey man, have you seen the new Ugandan Knuckles meme lately, it looks lit, my bruddah!"
Some Guy: "You fucking Gary Doyle, that meme's been dead for fucking ages you mongoloid!"

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gary glaves

A legend plumber who talks utter shit and kicks off all the time! he drives that bastard red van around like an absolute scam! dont even be sayin shit about gary laaart or i'l brey ya!

oh my god mezza! i diddd see gary glaves last night! he isss having an affair with my mam!

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