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Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Beta male 1: WOW! Is that Papa Russell?
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
A very nasty young man. Who is very horny. And if he is horny anough he likes little children too.
A Papa Hex is an occult weeb with a daddy kink. Most commonly seen as homosexual, and having a twink or bear daddy.
That guy in the corner looks so creepy.
Oh yeah, he's such a papa Hex, looking at goth and emo hentai. His boyfriend is terrifying.
When someone invites someone out as a "Last Resort" after eveyone else has declined their invite
I can't believe you are papa roaching me right now Chris, i know you've asked the whole crew before me
the biggest and most best toothbrush don worry if he touches you.
Papa ToothBrush will come for you at night.
the coolest parent ever. the parent who you and your friends actually hang out with. he lets you in your house and hosts kick ass parties.
PAPA NANCE IS THE SHIT!!!!!
A 5:30 am cycling ride for fathers who can no longer enjoy the luxury and flexibility of a child free lifestyle.
I have to do the Papa Express tomorrow to palmetto and be back by 8ish, in time to get breakfast ready for my boys so my sick wife can stay in bed.