soft cow

Mildly aroused. Like a semi-erect penis.

I have soft cow from that skank rubbing my junk.

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Cow Pies

n. plur. {cawh pîz} - cow fecal matter that hardens into a pie like shape in a cow pasture.

While leaning over the fence on the side of a cow pasture I fell over and landed in some nasty cow pies.

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were-cow

A creature that is both a cow and a horse and can change form between them at will. A scourge to western ranchers were-cows are not tasty, fun to ride, or produce milk. They also have been known to develop a taste for human flesh, and are deadly in both cow and horse form. Were-cows can change both cows and horses into were-cows by there bite. Were-cows are spreading. Beware the were-cow menace.

"Hey, wasn't that cow a horse earlier."
"Keep your distance... that isn't a cow, it's a were-cow"

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Gamer Cow

A very unattractive female who plays many video games and has no life. The female also never leaves her couch there for she is fat, very fat. The gamer cow generally has acne everywhere and very greasy hair (but not always).

John: Hey guys this girl sounds really hot, I met her on XBOX LIVE.

Guys: Wow really did you see her picture yet?

John: hold on she's sending it now.....

...(loading)...

Everyone: DAMN SHE'S ONE UGLY GAMER COW

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Sweater Cow

Fun toys located underneath a sweater.

Damn, G, look at Jane's sweater cows!

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swamp cow

is an ugly fat bitch!!!!!

should we go kick that swamp cow at mcdonalds

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sweater cows

breasts. usually referring to a female wearing a sweater.

that girl has huge sweater cows.

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