July 8

Bestfriend

If you were born on july 8 go hug you best friend

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16 July

If you were born on 16 july your the most important thing in this world and no one can take this away from you

Someone: Your born on 16 July!
You: Yes
Someone:WOW you must be important

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July 25

July is known as the best baby month. The 25th is known to be the best day. Therefore a person born on the 25th of July is the best.

Wow Jordan you're born on July 25? You must be the best person ever!

July 3

National eat a pineapple day. Don’t get spiked.

Guy: Why are you eating so many pineapples?
Girl: because it’s July 3rd!!!
Guy: What’s on July 3rd
Girl: National eat a pineapple day!

July 18th

The Day of the Weed Olympics

-compete in weed games to see who wins

Sean- damn I’m so excited for July 18th

Sally- what’s on July 18th?
Sean- The Weed Olympics! You compete in weed games.

July 21

National suck titties day

Hey it’s July 21
Time to suck some tits

July 29

on this day you have to make out with your bf/gf and let them have a sleepover with you

Boy:hey it’s july 29 u know what that means
Girl:no?????
Boy:*kisses girlfriend*
Girl:what was that for
Boy:i love you wanna sleep over

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