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A small, dirty town in Cumberland County New Jersey. It is considered the anus of the Vineland-Millville-Bridgeton statistical area, and is most likely the last place you would want to be seen. Around 767 families live in the area; most of which are a result of inbreeding.
guy 1: "hey dude i drove through Laurel Lake today and some weird guy was boning his pet pig because his sister broke up with him."
guy 2: "eww dude that place is shit"
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A sleepy wealthy community that crams over sized houses into an overly small town. There is nothing to do here. There is one shopping center with a Market Basket, Spa, and Starbucks. Tourists are attracted here thanks to shows like "The Real Housewives of NJ". but are disappointed when they see that there is nothing to do here.
Hey watching The Real Housewives of NJ made me want to visit Franklin Lakes.
Nah don't bother its boring. Its just like anywhere else but with bigger houses.
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A section of the city of Woodstock, Ga. Most people that reside in Towne Lake consider themselves to be above everyone else, though in reality, they are simply snobby assholes only pretending to be rich.
Person 1: Hey want to hang out?
Person 2: Get away from me you hobo, I live in Towne Lake.
A few hours later person 2 is walking down the street when a big redneck SUV pulls up....
Person 1: There he is! Kick that pussy's ass!
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A tiny, overdeveloped piece of land which has/had 22 lakes and a P.J. Whelihan's. Medford Lakes includes its own k-8 school system and underworked, overpaid police force which has nothing better to do than roam the streets aimlessly. While there may be drug activity in ml, not everyone does drugs or knows where to buy pot, contrary to the beliefs of many snobs from surrounding areas. The high of a typical 'laker' kid is getting out of our school system into Shawnee High School or BCIT. While Medford Lakes may not be the best place in the world, at least we don't have rich snobs or rapists and murderers.
Medford Lakes used to have Settler's Inn.... which kind of burnt down...
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A small podunk town in eastern Washington about 30 minutes away from Spokane. Most kids who live in Medical Lake think they live in Spokane. Just go to any of their Myspace pages and it will most likely say "Hi my name is _________, I'm from Spokane WA, and......" There's generally nothing much to do in the town except go to your friend's house, or smoke weed.
Hi my name's _________, and I use to live in Medical Lake.
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The Shithole of America. majority of population fells as though it is nice, but it is truly just made for adults that don't want to worry about shit. every community building is obviously geared towards adults, and ever teenager is supposed to get a kick out of doing nothing. FUCK LAKE ZURICH
Jim: yo dude, want to go to Lake Zurich?
Mike: FUCK THAT TOWN.
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Probably THE most boring town ever, it stinks most of the time, and if your looking for something to do, dont come here...well unless your idea of fun is fucking wal-mart. ZBut on the flipside, there is good fishing and weve got the dunes
Moses Lake is really really really gay
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