Lana is so awesome, she can play the piano, flute, ukulele, violin and probably way more if she tried. She is the prettiest and most beautiful person on earth. If you even get a chance to meet a Lana be nice to her and give her flowers everyday, she likes (eating) roses.
Ashley: OMG do u know that girl?? I HATE HER
Joyce: Don't say that, she's Lana
*few moments later
Ashley: Lana, my love, will you marry me??
Lana is dumb girl that no one likes and only have 1 friend, she also think he likes her but she's wrong also lana is starving her self everyday so she can be pretty maybe one day she will also hi i am lana
Lana is sad because she's ugly haha
A girls name that spells anal backwards
“Hey, that new girl Lana is cute”
“Yeah, do you know why she’s called Lana? Spell her name backwards and you’ll find out.”
Lana has a huge dick.
Person A: Wow Lana's dick is so big!!
Person B: I wish mine was so huge :(