When a guy is hitting it from behind doggy style and pulls out and then puts it in the woman's anus without her knowledge. As she pulls away, grab her by both of her elbows and pull her back in a chicken wing position while clucking the whole time!
It's easy to Louisiana chicken wing her while buttholin' her down
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When you go down on a chick who has crabs. Lots and lots of crabs.
Keith: How did it go with that skank from the bar last night?
Shane: It was going great until I realized I had been given a Louisiana lunch box, now my beard is full of fucking crabs!
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When your parents are in the next room so you and your sister go to pound town quietly
Brother: looks like we might have to pull the ole' Louisiana library card today, mom and dad are home *insert a subtle "Yee yee"*
Sister: mom and dad died in the crash 8 years ago brother...you gotta let it go..
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A backwoods inbred bitch with an unfortunate episiotomy-like defect derived from having mother/father/grandfather/grandmother/brother/sister/cousin/aunt/uncle/son/daughter/dog fucking parents. they can never have just anal or just vaginal sex in their life only both at the same time. Talk about truffle butter!
She was a louisiana pooter cooter just like her sister mother, churned some thick and sick truffle butter out of that bitch!
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peircin crawfish claw to yo nipples
man cajun boy you nipples are red
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The act of masterbateing with a broom stick on top of a refrigator then jumping off when parrents return with out removeing broom. ergo impalline ones self. results resemble lousiana after huricane Katrina.
louisiana pole vaulting really hurts
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The dead skin scrappings collected from the grundle or taint/asshole region after a long run in the heat of summer. Swampass is the number one culprit for these God forsaken brownies.
Bill: I just went for a 10 mile run in this Louisiana Bayou death heat wave.
Mark: You better go scrap yourself clean of all the Louisiana Bayou Brownies bro.
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