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First loose defined in the 1300's by a monkey trainer and street sweeper, a "melissa" is a storm of animal feces commonly seen during a primal dispute over territory in a swampy or mountainous geography. Hey Melissa could be known by any local indigenous tribes that may live close enough to gorillas, orangutans, monkeys, shrews, sloths, visious panda bears, and extremely rarely young brown bears.
Today, a food fight in a cafeteria or picnic area would symbolize or closely resemble a "melissa" only with lots of animal feces and smeared poop squishing and plopping onto other animals or walls, ceilings, floors, solid objects thicker than paper, and would have animal poop stick to it.
It was a very nasty scene with complete packs of animals from all parts of the land.
Only several days after the violent "melissas" of shit months of mating would occur interspecies and between species.
"Melissas" are not televised, written about or researched on because it would exceed the violence and smut ratings of all global video programming.
Next time you're in a restaurant be nice to your friends and avoid a "melissa".
Q: Did you see that melissa on the other side of the mountain?
A: Yes, did you smell it?
The nicest person you’ll ever meet. She’s also beautiful and funny. She’s just the person for you. Melissa is Greek and means bee.
Friend: I’m not sure who I like
Me: Choose Melissa! The best person you’ll ever meet
please don’t tell me you’re a melissa…
i am a melissa..and i am proud!, pls accept me…
Melissa is sensitive, damn sensitive.
Melissa is that right person you need to keep yourself alive. She is the emblem of serenity and tranquility, of peace and good humor. She's that medicine that cures you and tastes good too.
Melissa is sensual, passionate and when she loves she doesn't waste even an inch of her skin.
Melissa gives herself to others and sacrifices her happiness to make you happy.
Tip: always have a Melissa in your life.
1: “i need help”
2: “you need Melissa”
The best person ever in the world
Hey melissa your the best person in the world
melissa: aww yes
Willing to travel the country for dick
You gotta get yourself a Melissa, bro!
Melissa is the sweetest person you will ever meet. It's just a pity she always leaves you on read! But, if you ever need math help make sure to ask Melissa first.
Nashmia: I need some help with math.
Hiral: Just ask Melissa.