Go play

The parent-to-child equivalent of piss off I’m busy

5yo: Daddy, why do ducks have webbed feet?

The Dad: Well they use their feet as flippers to swim in ponds, now go play alright?

Played the Carpenter

Getting nailed biblical style.

We were totally doing missionary and he totally played the carpenter.

Playing Up

When a certain induvidual cannot control their behaviour

Bro stop playing up, i cant help it been on the piss alday

Playing with fire

When you take unnecessary risks.

To court danger.

Davey was really playing with fire when he picked up that drunk broad around the corner of the car accident.

Play-nexted

Hostile takeover of the establishments Juke Box. Spending exorbitant amount of money or credits to dominate the juke box with shitty country music.

Some douche bag in the cowboy hat "Play-nexted" all my songs on the juke box.

scottish play

a cursed shakespere play.well,i'm not gonna say the name

NEVER say the real name of the scottish play!

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Playing Victim

Pretty much the whole of fucking Drama Alert's YouTube channel.

Gnome: "Jump off a bridge!"
Etika (Rest in Peace <3): *Jumps off a bridge*
Keemstar: *Playing Victim*