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dick tote

a banana Hammock or a male thong

went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.

by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018


totes square

when someone is totes square, they may also be known as totally square. (if you're totes dumb, then I should explain that square means like you don't do weed or have sex and stuff)

HE dabbles with drugs? Are you f-ing serious?? I thought he was totes square! He has a chance with me after all...!

by Totes McTotes October 8, 2010


Totes kidding

It's informal for "totally kidding" which can also be considered informal.

The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.

It's informal for "totally kidding" which can also be considered informal.

The use of "totes" is due to the fact that many teenage girls usually say "totally" in their daily interactions with intimate people, hence the adoption of "totes" in the speech. Although an informality that many would call "innapropriate", "silly", others argue that it's time saving due to how fast the conversation flows.

e.g: "somebody missed our house meeting today"

" I'm sorry, I...

"Totes kidding, I knew you were busy, don't worry"

by George Mathias March 29, 2019


Totes Masc

Term used as propaganda for toxic masculinity.

I’m no homo. I’m totes masc

by Wynn July 5, 2018


toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023


pink tote lid moment

The “pink tote lid moment” trend began when a visibly upset teen girl posted a now-deleted TikTok video. In it, she films herself in her dark room, speaking in a whisper so her mother won’t hear her, as she recounts a confrontation they had. The girl says she was drying her hair in the bathroom when her mother banged on the door, saying she needed help. When the teenager asked for specifics, she recounted, her mom demanded that her daughter put the “goddamn pink tote lids in my f**cking bedroom.” It’s come to signify the experience of being belittled or demeaned by one’s parents, in some cases even physically abused.

polly:hey chloee
chloe: hi 🫤
polly: what happened mh??
chloe: i just had another pink tote lid moment.
polly: im so sorry ml, do you wanna tell me what happened?
chloe: sure, so basically….

by reaI.definitions December 4, 2024

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scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.

When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.

by Fio Dixon February 17, 2013