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the types of people who don't like Numberblocks
Mark is an absolute imbecile.
absolute gibberish to the point where you can't understand shit.
person 1: "fkijdhkfiusdfgdisfudsl"
person 2: tf
person 3: its absolute gibberish
Text That Has No Meaning Behind It
Hpdiwej pofkew pofkeppiodo kxEf erferfker pogk oerikdLfwoefo e wifjoew ijPedfe wfe fefefe fMhjklkjhgvfbhjiuyh gvbh njuhygbhnjEfjeifh eiufjoefoie joigfjoej gloejr
Absolute Gibberish
A fart that is so foul in smell that it leaves your anus with a hot or burning sensation
Laid down an absolute heater at work the other day, it cleared out the whole cubicle.
A way of mildly offending someone without crossing any homophobic, racist, or inappropriate boundaries, usually meant light heartedly, but sometimes with harsh intent.
Used with the intent of being racist actually, and as a matter of fact, a lot of the time is meant to make someone hate their life, so yeah, have fun you bunch of gay cunts.
Oh has you seen that fucking nigga, he’s an absolute convict, robbing bikes n shit.
When you fall over spectacularly.
"I absolutely louis walshed myself off my bike on the way to school today".
Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)
Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.