The opposite of absolute true agony: when you take the AM GAMER drugs and the Coca-Cola is Espuma. COCA-COLA ESPUMA
Coca-Cola Espuma absolute true non-agony
An extremely unpleasant situation that calls for an immediate resolution
The test we wrote yesterday was absolute bombo or it was A.B
When something has been yeeted an absolutely heckin large distance
Damn, bro, that birb got absolutely heckin yeeted by that T-Rex.
Me: “ do you like the man bun”
Her: “absolutely not”
Means she 100% likes the man bun
Me: “I know you like the man bun.”
Her: “Absolutely not.”
When the vibrations from your phone cause your desk to catch alight. Typically when the Falcons hit 20+ booked in a single day.
Gosh darn, I can’t wait to bring the absolute fire today.
When you fall over spectacularly.
"I absolutely louis walshed myself off my bike on the way to school today".