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When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them
Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf
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A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.
" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"
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When a girl takes half a shit and dangles it over the guys face and he masturbates; sometimes shortened to A-Bombing.
Me and Angie did the A-Bomb last night. Yup, we did the Alaskan boondoggle.
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When you freeze a piece of shit and use it as an anal dildo.
My B.H. is sore from last nights Alaskan Pipeline party...and it broke off.
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Take a condom. Fill it all the way up with cum. Freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.
What is he doing in the freezer?
Probadle getting his alaskan creampie ready.
Dude, thats gross.
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A short amount of time. Akin to a New York minute but imperceptibly faster.
Bob: Hey, I need those tps reports done
John: sure I'll have them done in an Alaskan hotdog.
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The act of sucking a turd from a persons ass.
Jenny gave me an awsome Alaskan Lollygagger last night.
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