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where 'alpha' is a unit of measurement for the width of a spreadsheet, a 'one alpha' is a small spreadsheet. ie it only uses the columns A through Z or less. expressed in notation as 1A.
the term is also adapted to larger spreadsheets, eg two alpha (2A), five alpha (5A), etc., and it is worth noting that excel 2007 can accommodate slightly more than a six hundred and thirty alpha spreadsheet (which is technically a six hundred and thirty one alpha), because six hundred and thirty two alpha is just being ridiculous.
eg: the numbers are pretty clear; i'll have a one alpha to you by lunch
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here in the Business Services Unit the standard is one alpha
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A man (or woman) lacking class and exuding an attitude of extreme piggish-ness. A person who has very little social grace. Also one who has no standards and will hook up with anything that comes his/her way.
Jimmy just banged that hoe in the bathroom while his girlfriend is home pregnant, man is he an alpha pig.
Wendy was just making fun of the blind deaf kid, is she an alpha pig or what?
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Someone who goes to the gym and is stronger than most people. They don’t actually have any courage or skill at anything. Instead of actually socializing with people, they just keep working out hoping a girl will somehow magically appear in their life. They’ve never actually learned how to fight either, they think they can just bench press an opponent to death (which might actually work, not completely counting it out, but they’d probably lose to an mma fighter). Anyways, being a true alpha male takes a lot more than just lifting weights. Do you have people skills? Are you actually brave, or just strong? Can you outsmart people? Are you a leader or just a meathead? Sorry, but being strong doesn’t make you an alpha, it’s just one part of the mix of a lot of variables.
Person 1: “You know, I just have a super alpha male personality.”
Person 2: “Really? Cuz you live at your mom’s house and can’t pull a girlfriend. Maybe it’s time you go to college and get out of the comfort zone of your local 24 hour fitness.”
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Code speak to alert others who are 'in the know' that an attractive person is approaching or is present. There are several variations, including replacing Tango with the following : Bravo, Gamma, Delta, Kappa, or any other common Military themed word with Greek/Latin roots.
Fast Food Employee #1 : Dude, Alpha Tango drive. Alpha Tango drive.
Fast Food Employee #2 : (purposefully walks past drive through window and glances at person in vehicle) Affirmative. Alpha Tango drive confirmed.
Fast Food Employee #1 : Roger, confirmation recieved.
Fast Food Employee #1 & #2 : (high five each other)
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A masculine, physically strong, powerful, self-confident male who protects women and his family.
He wants to become an Alpha Male.
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A generation that will probably end in 2025. This generation is full of 9 year olds to newborns.
There was this Gen Alpha kid bitching about his ping in my COD game the other day.
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Alpha raccoon (max) - max is a gay lord who likes to do it in the bum with raccoons his special talent is to steal really bad memes from other meme accounts and post them on his page, max is a faggot with a bad temper and also really sexist.
Savannah: i hate max
Melicka: so do i
Shaynelle: same like who calls themself alpha raccoon
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