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Jesus, but with no technology, and a horse drawn carriage and funny hat.
Kanye W: that mf lookin like Amish Jesus with his goofy ahh hat n shi
Amish Jesus is Jesus with a horse drawn carriage and a funny top hat.
Kanye W: Bro that mf look like Amish Jesus the way he got the beard and hat.
Drinking Arnold Palmers while getting a hand job in a horse drawn carriage
I was shotgunning an Arnold Palmer while she was giving me an Amish Palmer in the carriage at Christmas.
When you take fishing hooks with string on it and stab it in your partners vagina the you tie the string to her ears while you penetrate deep
Bro, I gave my girl and Amish guitar last night.
(N); synonym of Dutch Oven...
Typically perpetrated by the male human species (however open to both genders): when in bed one farts (silent or audibly), while pulling (or already having pulled) the covers over the others head in order to make a both warm and noxious local atmosphere.
It is the credentialed opinion of this author that this term was proliferated and hereby codified by virtue of a certain sharp witted, critical thinking Navy Health Care Administrator - who's name shall be with held for the sake of professional courtesy.
Upon returning home from deployment and witnessing the incredible house makeover, Jeff validated his familial happiness with no less than three Amish Covered Wagons that evening.
A combination of semen and sawdust.
I used some fresh Amish Glue for my household repairs.
Cardboard Pull-tabs for gambling. Name comes from it's simplicity compared to so many electronic options these days.
Call me old-school, but I'd rather play my Amish slot machine pull-tabs because I don't trust those new e-tab machines.