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An age where everybody had the IQ of an anus.
You got an F on that super-easy quiz? When were you born, the anal era?
Someone who likes to stick their hand up their own ass like a puppet
John is such a anal puppeteer when he sits home playing mine craft all day.
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The residue after anal intercourse which is made up of cum, blood, and anal juice.
Mitch- 'Hey Mike! How was anal with your bitch?'
Mike- 'Really good, there was a lot of anal mustard though.'
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When you really need to poop, then it suddenly all comes out without you knowing.
"I was walking down my street then I had an anal surge it hurt my asshole so bad"
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Pouring a can of Coke or Pepsi into someone's asshole and having them defecate an acidic shit solution back out.
Guy: "Trust me honey, it's ok, I was told diet soda creates a less painful anal volcano."
Girl: *muffles inaudible dialogue through a muzzle*
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Anal lasagna is where you pour lasagna noodles and sauce and Ricata cheese in a persons booty then ram your dick so far into it that it pushes the lasagna into their intestines like they reverse ate it
Derek: my girl refuses to eat Stouffers Lasagna anymore.
Lincoln: why?
Derek: I gave her an anal lasagna a few months ago and it kinda traumatized her.
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The act of grasping a light-sabre between ones butt cheeks and battling to the death.
ANAL WARS?! WHAT THE FUCK IS ANAL WARS?!
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