arabian lemon wedge machine

When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a man, they sometimes feel the need to partake in some kinkier sex. Therefore, they go to a dance party where lemons are served. In the middle of the dance floor, the woman grabs a lemon wedge and shoves it up her vajayjay. The man then must down an Arabian cocktail (of any variety), and then insert his cock into the woman's vagina and find the lemon wedge, then bringing it out without anyone on the dance floor noticing. If someone does notice and they are familiar with the game, they shout out "fuck machine" at the top of their voice. Once caught, the offending party must run a mile, and then go back and try to do it more sneakily. The game only ends when either the man passes out, gets the lemon out, or the acid from the lemon burns through the wall of the woman's vagina.

Damn, Jennifer wants to try some kinkier sex, so we did the Arabian Lemon Wedge Machine and my legs are still sore and the hole of my dick is on fire. It was a great workout though, I think I ran about 26.4 miles!

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arabian soda can

a women must jack the male off so he can jizz into the can. Next you will have to cut the can in half and then insert it into the males ass, Finally the women must grab it out with her mouth and consume all of the soda.

That mother fucka zech totally tried the arabian soda can with his mom last night before they ate dinner.

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saudi arabian sand goggles

The act of lightly setting your balls on a girls eyes (tea-bagging)

Bro, did she wear the Saudi Arabian sand goggles last night?

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arabian ping pong slap

when a mans testicle are slaped hard with a ping pong bat from behind by a arab

last night i had a hot and sweaty arabian ping pong slap

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Saudi Arabian Neck Tie

When you squat and take a shit around another person(s) neck.

Hey, lets give him a Saudi Arabian Neck Tie while he is sleeping!

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Saudi Arabian Tootsie Roll

You fuck a girl in the ass and she shits on your dick. Then you put it in her vagina pull it out and wipe it across her face while she sucks on your balls.

I just finished doing a Saudi Arabian Tootsie Roll with this bad bitch!

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Arabian Oil Rig

When 69ing, and male is on top, and has a serious case of diarrhea. Suddenly he has to take a shit really bad, and when he lets it go it pours off of his ass onto the female's face.

OMG!!! Mohamed gave Mahali a serious case of Arabian Oil rig. It was all over her face.

Cletus took Rofanda to the oil rig last night.

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